Emil

KNOWN HISTORY

Emil, also known as Hussar, tank2PL and even Big Papa Long Schlong in some social circles, is a weapon of mass destruction created by the Polish government to troll the Ottomans. His true capabilities are unknown, for his ultimate power has yet to be unleashed. His weakness is grilled cheese in his nose. (Sometimes chocolate)

He has beat the entirety of the Dark Souls trilogy 3 times already and is basically great in any FPS game that he's thrown in, just try challenge him, however this power has lead to the [FOUNTAIN INCIDENT] which involved in an assassination of another member called Gabe as the lust for murder and power of his FPS-power infested mind caused him to fire a 308. caliber bullet, hitting Gabe in the head, instantly killing him

The only other witness was the leader of the country which the assassination took place in, called Clay




 * It's important to know that the place, time and even the reason behind the origin of this being is to this day unknown
 * The name "Emil" comes from the a code, and later decoded was found out to mean "PTSD? Penis that need sucking disorder!", however it is unsure as to why this is, and that the decoding was perhaps unsuccessful, and actually means "Wait and see."

SIGHTINGS

Emil is rather commonly seen roaming in ARMA Zeus servers, running over anyone he sees in his Go-Kart which is unusually powerful, able to fling heavy vehicles such as tanks into the air with barely any struggle. If seen in a go-kart, get on any high-ground you can, otherwise you will NOT survive.

Next to ARMA servers, he can be seen on European CSGO servers, if sighted, pray you can take him down, otherwise you might as well leave the server

If encountered in a Dark Souls invasion, the best strategy of taking him down is a well-timed parry which if executed right, and kills him, will immobilize him for a couple of hours, however this was noted to be reduced to within minutes, as he can manifest in the same world he firstly invaded. In 1985 he was spotted in Germany in a forest, lurking for anyone passing through the new-build road which went through it, as he would snatch any people that attempt to pass, even if they are in vehicles.

Fun Facts

 * He has a fnaf jumpscare wife.
 * Is a part of Epic Crossover.
 * He is wanted for public indecency and arson in 17.5 countries.
 * He worked on Cyberman 77 game
 * Kill
 * Please help me, he's holding my family hostage
 * Good man and upstanding citizen
 * Pancake
 * Im gami
 * finishing this big mac
 * listen to me, whoever is reading this. this is me, man himself speaking. you wish you can learn. you wish you can survive, you wish you can...

you will

die
 * Emil levitating in place without any struggles in ARMA.pngs making plastic models of tanks and planes